What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A Korean Stuido made Stellar Blade and Japanese stuido is remastering Lollipop Chainsaw. So why are western developers so aginst to cenvtunal female beauty?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

No go.

How can the K-pop fandom have such a toxic mentality?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner take in Knicks-Pacers Game 6 after making trip to Indy - New York Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trader Joe's recalls another food item in California over listeria concerns - SFGATE

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Cognizant's CEO tells us his counterargument to the idea that AI will decimate entry-level white-collar jobs - Business Insider

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?

Still no good

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Broadcom’s AI Bonanza Has Limits - WSJ

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Should The Braves Consider Offers On Chris Sale? - MLB Trade Rumors

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

CD Projekt Red clarifies Unreal showcase of Witcher 4 was tech demo, not gameplay - GamesIndustry.biz

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

The Bezos-Sánchez Merger: The Ultimate Inside Guide to the Wedding of the Century - The Hollywood Reporter