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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:31

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?
Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading